Looking for a summer job? Look no further! Join the greatest band of painters ever assembled on Georgian Bay for an epic, summer-long adventure of:

• Backbrushing…
  • Brush arm and leg through hundreds, potentially thousands of gallons of paint as you struggle to push viscous liquid deep within the cavernous pores of wood
• Caulking…
  • Caulk where no man has caulked before; Grab that Caulk and Caulk baby; CAAAAAULKKKKK
• Masking…
  • Defend thousands of square-feet of window and deck from the dreaded overspray; block its vain attempts to destroy my reputation
• Moving…
  • Pickup things in one location and move them to another using the magic of the human motor system
• Painting…
  • …painting…?…what the hell is paintin…oh yah i remember - honestly you probably won’t do too much painting.

You are Qualified if:

• you are at least 16 years old
• you are available between June and September
• you have access to a boat
• you have no experience painting
• you have lots of experience painting
• you found the previous section at least slightly amusing

You are REALLY Qualified if:

• you are available from the beginning of June until the end of September, potentially Thanksgiving

Payment

I pay newbies $150 a day plus gas. That number will increase proportionally to the amount of responsibility you are willing and able to take on.

Hours

We work Monday to Friday from 7:30am until we’re done - which is normally between 3:30pm and 4:30pm.